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I wanted to put together a FAQ for a while, but i never really had a lot of "questions" about the site. I was going to make up some, but then this little gem was posted in another message board:

First of all, I'm getting really sick of your Goddamned self promotion, both for you and for your dumbass site. What the fuck did you go to all the trouble to make that site for anyway, when all it really is is an imitation of this site? As if that wasn't lame enough, you seem to spend all of your time on THIS site, posting nonstop "Have you been to gainesvillebands.com yet?" and the like. I checked it out, and it's OK, but no better than this site, really. What the fuck, dude. Do you live your entire life online? I've seen you, and I'm pretty sure you're not getting any, that's for sure. Go get a fucking life, please. Oh, and don't bother posting "Anonymous posters suck" or whatever. Like "glypher" is your real fucking name or something. You are pathetic.

-Anonymous

oooh goody! An inquisitive person... let's help him out!



First of all, I'm getting really sick of your Goddamned self promotion, both for you and for your dumbass site.

Thank you for noticing! I want to make as many people as i can aware of gainesvillebands.com, and aware of local music in general. Right now, there is a limited budget for the site (about $20 a month) most of that goes to web hosting and printing business cards. In the first month and a half, gainesvillebands.com got over 2500 hits. Considering the only way people found out about the site is word of mouth and me walking up to them and giving them a business card I consider that a success.

What the fuck did you go to all the trouble to make (gainesvillebands.com) for anyway?

I want to point out that i originally put this site together because I was bouncing between about 4 different sites trying to find out where a band was playing next. and usually faced with old (sometimes over 2 years old), or inaccurate information. I don’t want to knock anyone and their web design team. I know what a pain in the ass it is to go to the server and update a page with a bunch of shows. Depending how you have it set up, you may have to FTP the .html file down to your computer, add in all of the show info, and then FTP the file back up. To do this every week, it becomes a MAJOR hassle. For a band, a venue or even a fansite to keep up with the info, along with make music, run a bar, or have a life, takes some serious dedication. I wanted to cut to the root of the problem. All of gainesvillebands.com is database driven, and all of the data entry forms are online (secured in the backstage area). A datamonkey for gainesvillebands.com can add bands, modify band details, and even make show and lineup changes from anyplace that has an internet connection (I've even don’t this through a PocketPC at a party). They don’t even need to know what HTML is!

All (gainesvillebands.com) really is is an imitation of (another) site

While I do believe that imitation is the greatest form of flattery... I don’t think that's the case. I believe that what we provide is unique to Gainesville and possibly the whole U.S. For example: See a show you like. Want to know where the venue is? It's one click away. Want to see the show schedule for that band in town? Again, only one click away. Information comes quickly and intuitively. The last time i checked, we have the largest listing of current local bands in Gainesville.

I checked (gainesvillebands.com) out, and it's OK, but no better than (another) site, really.

I was just trying not to suck... I'll take OK. I still visit all of the other sites in town, trying to keep an eye out for unannounced shows or changes. I have links to most of them on the left side of the main page. If you want to, please visit them... I do.

What the fuck, dude. Do you live your entire life online?

Not my entire life, but a good portion. I work in front of a computer all day. Then come home and try and relax. But usually counter-strike or warcraft 3 gets the best of me. But i do manage to get out and see at least a show or two a week. If you're interested, you can see what shows i'll be attending. The shows page has a little "g" next to the shows I'll be trying to get to.

I've seen you, and I'm pretty sure you're not getting any, that's for sure. Go get a fucking life, please.

Hmmm... Considering i'm married, that's probably more true than you know. But as for my life, i think i'm doing okay... I love my job, I own my own house, I got a wife that loves me, I live in a town that has a fantastic music scene. And to quote the lyrical master: i got ears to hear, eyes to see, and feet to dance. I'm doing pretty good.

Oh, and don't bother posting "Anonymous posters suck" or whatever. Like "glypher" is your real fucking name or something.

Damn! I've been found out. glypher (pronounced like Clifford (the big red dog), and always with a little g) has been around for about 3 years. The "nom de plume" was made while i was writing for some online sites (most no longer exist). Ya see... glyph=write (as in hyroglyph) so glyph+er = write+r. pretty clever eh? In the middle of my writing career, i noticed that the domain was available. So, i snagged it. glypher.com is my personal site used mostly for posting my views on events and news, and letting friends and family know what's been happening to me.

You are pathetic.

I'm trying not to be... will you be my friend?



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